GUYS THIS IS A REAL AD FOR THE GOVERNOR RACE IN THE STATE OF FLORIDA. PLEASE WATCH THIS!
I’m so glad they finally made an ad about dresses set up like a reality tv show so that my frail female brain can finally understand who to choose for governor!
THIS IS SERIOUSLY THE AD THE CURRENT REPUBLICAN GOVERNOR OF FLORIDA RAN FOR HIS RE-ELECTION CAMPAIGN. RED ALERT. RED ALERT. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
The best deodorant you will ever use
Seriously. 1/4 teaspoon in each pit and you can sweat your ass off, totally stink-free for like 2 full days. It’s a natural anti-bacterial so those little fuckers won’t multiply and make you smell. Plus it’s cheaper and healthier than any deod you can buy anywhere.
Use equal parts of the following:
With a few drops of whatever essential oil you want, for fragrance. Otherwise it basically just smells like nothing. I use tea tree oil & pine needle oil. Cuz they’re MANLY.
Note - It pretty much turns to liquid if it’s warmer than about 75 degrees. If you want to keep it solid, you can refrigerate it or add a little more corn starch.
Reblogging myself again, cuz I still use this and it’s still awesome
This is what I’ve been using for about a year now and it works wonders.
Not convinced it works? My fiance is literally the smelliest human being I’ve ever met when he’s been sweating all day. I made him some with tea tree oil and he now smells nice and mint-ish as the end of the day, even if he’s been outside working.
Not to mention it’s cheaper, smells better, better for you AND better for the environment to make your own :D
You guys I made this and it works like a fucking miracle.
This perfectly summarizes why I love the Simpsons and hate Family Guy.
"DO YOU GET IT?! MEG IS WORTHLESS THAT’S THE JOKE! DO YOU GET IT?! WE’LL REPEAT IT A FEW MORE TIMES THIS EPISODE JUST IN CASE!"
No but really.
Last Night in Ferguson (9.28-9.29): Last night’s protest was one of the in Ferguson this month, proving once again that the residents of Ferguson/STL County are some of the most resilient and inspiring in all the land. The police were literally holding peaceful protesters hostage late into the night (folks who were complying with all police requests) so they could negotiate with the remaining folks to leave, but the protesters didn’t back down. Eventually all arrestees were released, and many plan to be back out there tonight.
Injustice in Ferguson continues, but despite it, community now thrives too. This is still happening. Are you still paying attention? #staywoke #farfromover